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Masturbation is Evil Remember that Jesus is everywhere. He is in your heart and mind as you jerk off over a porno mag. He is also in that little blob of semen you wipe off the floor and flush down the toilet. How could you do that to baby Jesus? Next time you feel like masturbating... please spare a thought for Jesus. Thank you.

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citácia:

Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary? I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex.

Porkov preklad:
Je vobec nejaka sanca, aby som otehotnela bez pohlavneho styku ako panna Maria?
Chcem porodit co najviac krestankym sposobom, a nechcem splodit dieta hriesnym sposobom - skrze pohlavny styk.

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Parada odtial sa da preklikat aj k hlodom rasistov a ludi veriacich na konspiracie. Jeden hlod na navnadenie:

citácia:

Fetal Abductions - another way is taking the soul out of a baby that perhaps isn't even born yet and replacing it with a demonic spirit. Pregnant women who have been abducted by UFOs claim they saw the aliens take the soul out of their unborn baby and replace it with something else.

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Kam sa my s neviditelnym, ruzovym jednorozcom hrabeme (sutaz na tomto fore o najvacsi teisticky nezmysel)?

Tento je tiez dobry!

citácia:

[about a girl being born with mental disabilities] This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

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citácia:

[o dievcatku ktore sa narodilo mentalne postihnute] Toto dievca je ako malomocny, to co musi urobit je nasjt boha. Ak skutocne veri ze moze byt vyliacena z tohto stavu. Vacsina postihnuti ako tieto su sapricinene hriechmi ktore jedinec spachal kym bol este v maternici Ak sa rozhodne olutovat svoje ciny, boh jej odpusti a urobi z nej cloveka ako ste vy alebo ja, ale ak sa rozhodne neolutovat svoje ciny, navzdy zostane taka ako je.

Az rozum zastava, no nie? Ma napada ci autor tejto brilantnej myslienky sam nebol mentalne postihnuty..